KENYA FREEMASON SOCIETY: EVANS KIDERO has been elevated to the highest rank in the Kenyan Freemason Society

Embattled Nairobi Governor, Dr. Evans Kidero, may soon be swimming in money and will be untouchable thanks to the Freemason Society of Kenya.

This is after it emerged that Kidero has been elevated to the highest rank within the Kenyan Freemason Society.

Reliable sources close to the Nairobi Governor intimated that Kidero joined the Freemason Society early 2000 during his stint at Mumias Sugar Company which he is accused of bringing down to its knees thanks to his corrupt tendencies and love for money.

His elevation within the ranks of Freemasons in Kenya comes amid pressure for him to step aside over corruption both at Mumias Sugar and at City Hall, and his new status is aimed at shielding him from political storms posed by President Uhuru Kenyatta with his purge on corruption and Nairobi Senator, Mike Mbuvi Sonko, who wants to oust him as Nairobi Governor come 2017.

Kidero is allegedly focusing on the Presidency come 2022 and wants to amass wealth that will enable him mount a serious Presidential campaign that this country has never seen before to give Deputy President William Ruto a run for his money.

According to sources, Kidero has never been a straight forward man since joining the Freemason and tragedies and bad luck have followed him one after another.

Just after joining the Freemason society in 2000, Kidero lost his eldest son Timothy, under mysterious circumstances after a game of basketball at Braeburn School in Lavington. Not long after that, his wife, the late Abigael Kidero, also died mysteriously in Nairobi Hospital due to what was described as “Kidero’s beatings”.

The mysterious deaths were linked to Kidero’s association with the Freemason society.

Other notable figures in Kenya who have been listed as members of the Freemason society on its website include Gor Mahia Chairman, Ambrose Rachier, former Attorney General, Charles Njonjo, former Vice President, Moody Awuori, and Court of Appeal Judge, AB Shah.

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10 Celebrities That Were Raised In Kibera Slum. Johnson Mwakazi And Octopizzo Lead The Line (Photos)

It’s the largest urban slum in the entire African continent. Kibera is estimated to be housing 200,000 to 1 million people; among them are popular celebrities who make headlines in the country.

In as much as slums are associated with all kinds of evil in society, there are celebrities who have spent the better part of their lives there, rising to positions of prominence and defying all the stereotypes associated with informal settlements.

Life in the slum is no joke, seeing these news makers breaking free from the chains of poverty in Kibera to curve a niche for themselves in their respective haven calls for a standing ovation for them.

Johnston Mwakazi

On top of the list is former Citizen TV news anchor, Johnston Mwakazi. The revered anchor spent most of his time as a youth in Kibera. He has never been ashamed to narrate the kind of life he lived in the slum. (Will be proud to tell you his whole story next time.)

Octopizzo

Perhaps he is the finest export to ever come out of Kibera. To date, Octopizzo is still very proud of his hood. All of his names have something to do with Kibera in one way or another. The name ‘Octopizzo’ and ‘Namba Nane’ resonates with his former hood. ‘Octopizzo’ (Octopus) has eight tentacles, the figure represent the route number used by Kibera’s Matatus (So is the name Namba Nane.) Octo is also one of the finest rappers the country has ever had, whenever he takes the stage, you can be sure Kibera will be well represented.

Larry Asego

Classic FM’s Larry Asego is also one of Kibera’s exports. The renowned presenter called the slum home for a long time before he found his way to the City’s leafy suburb. He too has never hiden the fact that part of his life was shaped by Kibera.

Abel Mutua

Did you know Abel Mutua once lived in Kibera? Well, the Hapa Kule News star hasn’t been very vocal about his life at the slum. Sources told Ghafla! Abel lived in Karanja area of Kibera. (His family still lives there.) Abel reportedly moved out of Kibera when he tied the knot to the lover of his life.

Robert Agengo

Former Mali actor, Robert Ageng’o was also brought up in Kibera before he crossed the border to seek cleaner air to breath. Though his face might not be familiar to many, the actor has casted for popular TV series namely; Makutano Junction, Mnet’s Kona among many other plays.

Kriss Darling

Renowned Reggae DJ, Kris Darling, was not only brought up in Kibera, he still lives there up to date. Unlike other celebrities who moved out of Kibera when they made it, Kriss has been reluctant to change his hood. He even owns a bar at Ayany in Kibera. By the way, the pretty lady he was tirelessly pursuing during his teenage days still lives there, Ayany U-17. Kriss has also married Dennis Olich’s sister plus he drives a high-end BMW.

Dennis Oliech

Talking of Oliech, he too lived in the country’s largest slum. His talent saw him kick poverty out of the way. Oliech was proudly representing Kibera on the international stage before he was met with numerous controversies that smeared dirt on his CV making him ‘irrelevant’.

Smart Joker

After Octo, former Churchill Show comedian, Smart Joker, is the next proudest celebrity to have come out of Kibera. He sufficiently represented the Ghetto during his heydays at Churchill. (He never forgot to mention his hood while on stage.)

Lavin Asego

Kibera is delighted to have Lavin Asego represent it in

rugby. Yes, Lavin and Larry are siblings (In case you are wondering.) Lavin was brought up in Ayany, Kibera just like his brother. The mother still lives there till now.

Edwin Lavatsa

Last but not least is former Gor Mahia’s striker Edwin Lavatsa. The football player who currently plays his professional football in Algeria can also be traced among the celebrities who once dwelled in Kibera. There are many footballers who still call Kibera home but Lavatsa is the most popular figure of them all.

There you go, which celeb do you think we left out? Put your comment below and we will include them as well.

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Vera Sidika Is The Caro Nigeria’s L.A.X Is Looking For In Kenya? The Socialite Reveals She Will Be Hosting The Singer When He Jets Into The Country

After almost a millennium of silence and public disappearance, our own queen of socialites Vera Sidika has made a grand come back to the limelight once again. All along many thought and said that her skin bleach had backfired and she was working on it. Well, she is back and she does not look like she had a problem with her skin pigment.

Vera was over the weekend among the thousands of fans who gathered at the Nyayo National stadium for the Mashemeji Derby.

Many said that her presence helped to bring sanity in the stadium as hooligans caused no trouble thanks to the attention they gave to Vera as she sat pensively beside Kristoff.

Well, the socialite is at again and this time round it seems she is the Caro Nigeria’s Wizkid and L.A.X have been looking for ever since they released this song a few years ago.

Vera will be hosting L.A.X when he lands in the country come this Saturday. Vera has revealed through her instagram account that she will be hosting the Art of Luxury event at the Skylux Lounge where L.A.X will be performing.

Here is what the socialite posted:

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REVEALED: This is the hidden secret that BABU OWINO used to recapture the SONU Chairman’s seat for the third consecutive term

The University of Nairobi student elections were conducted over the weekend and as highly anticipated, it was Babu Owino who clinched the seat for a third consecutive time.

The last time Babu Owino and his close rival for the SONU chairman seat faced off on NTV in a heated interview under the watch of Larry Madowo, it could be seen that Babu, as ever, was determined to clinch the SONU seat for a third consecutive time.

And as it turned out over the past weekend, the no-nonsense student leader toppled his closest rival for the seat to become the SONU Chairman for the third time in a row.

Babu has established himself as one of the most established student leaders in the country thanks to his tough-spoken nature and of course his wealth and resources.

He is believed to swim in colossal sums of money which he says he acquires from his various businesses.

The student leader has become, with time, a darling to many UoN students thanks to the manner in which he handles student affairs.

Babu garnered over 15000 votes against his rival who got 989 votes.

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MUTAHI NGUNYI breaks rank with UHURU KENYATTA. RAILA ODINGA having the last laugh

Renowned political analyst, Mutahi Ngunyi, has advised President Uhuru Kenyatta to change his leadership style if he wants to be re-elected in 2017.

Through social media on Tuesday, Mutahi said Uhuru’s current style of leadership is “dull” and cannot help his re-election in 2017’s Presidential Election.

Mutahi advised the father of the nation to read Niccolò Machiavelli’s writing in the book The Prince (1532), where he said it is “Better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.”

This is what Mutahi Ngunyi said.

“Machiavellian thought for Uhuru: Is it better to be LOVED or be FEARED? Craving Love is BAD for kings. Love controls you. HATE Love. Be BAD,”

He asked Uhuru to avoid efforts that are seen to be forcing Kenyans to love him because it is easier to make someone hate you than make him love you.

He also said when people fear you, you control them and when they love you they control you.

The political analyst urged Uhuru to make Kenyans fear him by making tough decisions that will help Kenyans in future.

The Prince is Machiavelli’s most famous book because it is a straightforward, blunt book on political science, governance, and military science.

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UHURU KENYATTA’S hatred for KALONZO MUSYOKA has escalated upto this level. See the disheartening thing Uhuru did to Kalonzo over the weekend

President Uhuru Kenyatta became the first President not to send a condolence message to a bereaved prominent family in Kenya or even attend the burial of the deceased.

Under normal circumstances, one would have expected the President to be among the first Kenyans to send former Vice President and CORD co-Principal, Kalonzo Musyoka, a condolence message when he loses a family member by virtue of the high ranking political positions he has held in Kenya.

But that was not the case recently when the former VP lost his elder sister as Uhuru refused completely to condole with him, let alone attend the funeral. He even never sent a representative.

Sources intimated that Uhuru was still angry with Kalonzo over the botched shuttle diplomacy he led during the Grand Coalition Government to free him and his Deputy, William Ruto, from the jaws of the International Criminal Court (ICC).

Besides, Kalonzo is said to have refused Uhuru’s offer to be the Speaker of the National Assembly at a time Justin Muturi was facing imminent impeachment for incompetence.

Sources said the impeachment motion by Kibwezi MP, Patrick Musimba, was an entire Jubilee scheme to eject Muturi and bring in Kalonzo in order to split the CORD Coalition right in the middle and thereafter sack him again after the 2017 elections and bring back Muturi.

However, Kalonzo read mischief in the whole plan and outrightly declined the offer, saying he can never betray Raila Odinga, let alone leave him for anybody or anything.

The former VP shared Uhuru/ Ruto’s political machinations against CORD with Raila and Bungoma Senator, Moses Wetangula, a move that saw all the CORD leaders involved in the plot sacked from their positions in the coalitions, among them Kitui Senator, David Musila, and Rongo MP, Dalmas Otieno.

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Did AKON Buy President UHURU KENYATTA An Armoured Mercedes Worth Kes 32.7 Million? Here is the evidence

Coughing Kes 32.7 million to buy an African President a bulletproof Mercedes Sprinter isn’t a big deal for pop superstar Akon, not at all. The dude is worth 7.4 billion, he can afford to get rid of some loose change!

Akon has decided to purchase an armored 2014 Mercedes Sprinter as a gift for an African President. According to American celebrity gossip site TMZ, the Senegalese-born singer ordered the van from a Florida-based Auto firm last year.

The singer hinted the van was a gift for an African President though he never said which one. This has ignited speculation as to which African leader was lucky enough to be gifted with the armored ride.

Of late, Akon increased his trips to the continent. He also rolled out an ambitious project to power one million African homes.

His ambitious project saw him meet our very own President. Their first meeting was in 2014 during U.S-Africa Leaders Summit in Washington. Akon met Uhuru on the sidelines of the conference and promised to visit Kenya which he did.

But that wasn’t the first time Akon actually showed he had a liking for the President, the singer was also the first international celebrity to congratulate Uhuru after winning the tightly contested 2013 presidential election.

The last time Akon visited Kenya, during Airtel Trace Music grand Finale last month, he told members of the fourth estate he was Uhuru’s close buddy.

Back to the intriguing question; which African President did Akon buy the bulletproof Mercedes for? Could it be Uhuru?

Uhuru’s Amoured car

Then again I have come to think of it, Uhuru already has an armored personnel carrier. He caused a stir with it during last year’s Madaraka Day celebration at Nyayo stadium. Why does he need an addition bulletproof van?

Could Akon have bought Uhuru the Kes 32.7 Million van? Can’t blame me for speculating, there are tell tale signs all over. We tried reaching the president’s office to no avail.

Akon has also been close with other African Presidents, the van he bought could as well be a gift to any of them.

Check out photos of the bulletproof Mercedes below:

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MIKE SONKO starts to supply FREE clean water to any estate in Nairobi with water shortage

The Sonko Rescue Team aka SRT is currently the most talked about thing in town and beyond. An initiative started by Nairobi Senator Mike Mbuvi Sonko to better the lives of Nairobians, the Sonko Rescue Team has caused tongues wagging with many wondering how the flamboyant politician acquires property for this initiative.

This has gotten others ranting though. The latest to throw a tantrum at Sonko is his former close ally Nairobi Women Rep Rachel Shebeshi who said the other day that Sonko is a con swindling money from unknown Kenyans to build himself politically.

However, Sonko has added salt to the already paining wound in many people’s hearts by adding another important fleet to his SRT.

Sonko has introduced five tracks that will supply free clean water to Nairobians and two borehole drillers that will help drill boreholes for Nairobians in areas with shortage of water.

Sonko has shared photos of his new acquisition and told Nairobians that everything is meant for them. He said:

Watu Wangu,

I am happy to announce to you that Sonko Rescue Team has acquired 2 BOREHOLE SINKING MACHINES that can sink a borehole within 3 days. We have also acquired 5 More large Water Tankers that can each hold 50,000 litres of water at a go. The Water Tankers will now be able to supply more water for free to many more residents who have been having problems with water. The Borehole Sinking Machines will sink boreholes for residents in areas facing water challenges. The Water Shortages in different areas within Nairobi have been stressful to many hardworking residents and now through God’s Grace we are offering permanent solutions to water shortages. We shall also be reinforcing the county Gvt fire engines incase they ran out of water. I sincerely thank all of you for your continued prayers and welcome all Well Wishers to come and assist in upgrading the value of the Nairobi Residents. Mungu Azidi Kuwabariki Wote!!

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After EMMANUEL ADEBAYOR, Huddah Monroe Now falls on the laps of JOSE CHAMELEONE

It was just the other day when Huddah Monroe, Kenya’s self-proclaimed boss of all chics, shared to the world photos of herself having sweet moments in Paris, France.

It started with a visit to the world’s largest church building where she recited the Lord’s prayer from and then those sweet moments with former Arsenal, Manchester City and now Tottenham striker Emmanuel Adebayor in a Paris hotel.

But this is not the only celebrity Huddah has been seen hanging out with.

As she herself claims, Huddah gets what she wants at the time she wants it and how she wants that particular thing.

Perhaps it is this belief which drives her to spend nice moments with celebrities across the globe.

After Adebayor, Huddah is now leaning on Uganda and East Africa’s veteran and finest singer Chameleone’s shoulders.

Chameleone himself has shared a photo where Huddah is seen enjoying the support she gets from the singer with a caption below it saying:

jchameleone Life can be a Gimmick if its MAGIC. It Must be real if it’s REAL.Waste no time, Love yourself and that will inspire your friends to love you even more. @maishasuperstar 2015:::::::Good morning, Good afternoon,Good Evening and Goodnight #Fam#StressFree

Well, Chameleone has made frequent visits to the country where he is part of the team behind the Maisha Superstar reality show. It is here that they met with Huddah and spent quality time together.

Check this photo

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ERIC OMONDI hits VERA SIDIKA where it hurts the most. Vera Sidika will never recover from this one

Just when people were beginning to forget all the negative stuff associated with of Vera Sidika, Eric Omondi unearthed another shocker.

Vera has been ridiculed a million times but only two incidents seem to have the greatest impact on her already ramshackle CV; prostitution and bleaching.

The mischievous Eric Omondi just hit her where it hurts the most. In as much as he was making fun, some jokes are just too expensive.

Oh! I forgot, Vera doesn’t care at all. She has been a victim of insults too many times that any negative publicity is more of a blessing than a curse to her.

Eric painted his face to look as if he had bleached it. As usually, who would rival Vera in as far as skin lightening is concern? Yes, Vera was the target of Eric’s joke.

Eric compared his ‘bleached’ face to that one of Vera Sidika saying he was much lighter than Vera.

“Finally it’s done!!! Tint successfully removed. Vera Sidika has nothing on me. Step aside girl.The new socialite is in town.” Wrote Eric.

Gosh! Eric looks like a new millennium ghost! On this one, I would prefer Vera. Comparing and contrasting the two, I would also say they would make a perfect couple!

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CLASSIC 105 MAINA and KING’ANG’I in the morning show faces immediate closure

It’s arguably the country’s most lively show in the morning. Almost every time one boards a matatu to the CBD, it’s Classic FM that you will hear on the radio. But things may soon change if Francis Wangusi’s words are anything to go by.
Communication Authority Of Kenya’s (CA) Director General, Francis Wangusi, has decide to crack the whip on errant radio stations. Maina and King’ang’i’s show is likely to be affected most if Wangusi’s quest sees the light of the day.

The CAK published new rules that empower it to regulate media content. The proposed regulations seek to give the regulator powers to revoke the licences of radio and television stations that air adult-rated content between 5am and 10pm.

Most of the traffic at Classic FM comes from Maina and Mwalimu Kingangi’s show which flourishes as a result of discussing controversial topics revolving around matters sex.

The CA boss said once the proposed code comes into effect no radio station shall be allowed to broadcast or talk about sex during the watershed hours.

Maina’s loyal callers will soon be forced to find something else to talk about because interactive call-ins/discussion sessions whose contents are suitable for adult-only audiences are also prohibited by the proposed programming code.

Wangusi also put on notice the notorious stations that are fond of breaking all the rules in the books. Guess who he had in mind?

If these proposed codes are passed into law, Classic FM or rather Maina and King’ang’i will be forced to find alternative topic to discuss or rather shut the show altogether.

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KENYA DEFENCE FORCES (KDF) badly humiliated by Somalia National Army

President Uhuru Kenyatta and his Deputy, William Ruto, have once again been caught flat-footed after Somalia exposed their soft under belly and the lies they have been feeding Kenyans in the war against Al Shabaab terrorists.

Speaking yesterday, Somalia National Army (SNA) Commander in Gedo region, Yassin Barre Hassan, accused Uhuru/ Ruto’s Government of ignoring intelligence information about Al Shabaab.

Bare noted that Uhuru/ Ruto’s Government was not serious in the war against Al Shabaab.

He said they gave the Kenya police a list of 14 names of Al Shabaab terrorists who crossed to Kenya but they ignored it leading to the massacre if 147 students of Garissa University.

“Kenya is not serious in the fight against Al Shabaab. Some weeks ago, we gave names of individuals we knew to have links with Al Shabaab in Somalia and were in Mandera County. They were 14, including 2 whites. But Kenyan officials did not do anything about it until 147 students were killed,” said Bare.

At the same time, the SNA Commander termed the recent assertions by the Kenya Defence Forces (KDF) that they bombed and destroyed 2 Al Shabaab camps in Somalia after the killing 147 as mere lies and propaganda saying KDF never bombed any Al Shabaab hideout.

In fact, Bare noted that KDF has never seriously bombed any Al Shabaab camp but they bomb livestock herders and kill their animals and claim they have killed Al Shabaab.

“KDF many times just bomb livestock herders and kill hundreds of animals. They never bomb Al Shabaab hideouts as they claim,” he revealed.

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This top Al Shabaab guy visited Obama in White House in February

A top financier of Al Shabaab’s activities in East Africa was a guest of US President Barack Obama at White House in February, The Kenyan DAILY POST can authoritatively report.

Haki Africa Executive Director, Hussein Khalid, who has been blacklisted by Kenyan Authorities as one of the financiers of Al Shabaab, was invited to White House on February 19 to attend a global summit on violent extremism.

“The Secretary of State of the United States, John F. Kerry, invites Khalid to attend the ministerial component of the White House countering violent extremism on February 19,” the invitational letter read.

The revelations have put the US Government in spot over its association with Kenya’s Non-Governmental Organizations that are supporting Al Shabaab.

Haki Africa and Muslim for Human Rights (MUHURI) are two NGOs that were blacklisted and their accounts frozen by the State.

Impeccable sources indicate that the two NGOs are heavily funded by the Western Governments despite them supporting terror activities in Kenya.

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Top ten Kenyan Celebrities who are addicted to alcohol

In this country there are famous folks that drink beer, then there are those that think beer. It’s all good.. The Roman philosopher Seneca once said, “Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness,” and he was dead right. For some celebrities, the love for alcohol has added vigor to their hustle but for some, it’s been their somber tale. Here are Kenya’s most notable guzzlers

Shaffie Weru

At the Sport Pesa festival a few months ago, I witnessed Shaffie downing a bottle in under 5 minutes then he went ahead to shake it just to confirm that there was no drop left. Wow!! Let’s all clap for a true dipsomaniac.

Joe Muchiri

Whiskey and Joe Muchiri are a perfect match, kinda like Raila and politics. The Capital FM radio producer wouldn’t even need a blood transfusion to save his life. A few shots would get him all fired up like Popeye after eating spinach. And not to forget that he’s the shadow ambassador of Jameson irish Whisky.

Tony Mochama (Smitta Smitten)

Roll down the golden carpet because the prince of vodoski is about to stagger in. Smitta is a proud member of the vodka cult. It’s evident that most of his writings have been influenced by the drink. Ask him to ditch it and he’’ll diss you with syllables you won’t be able to comprehend. In fact many young writers today mimic the great Smitta by ordering his signature drink.

Bamboo

A decade ago, Bamboo was hailed as Kenya’s best rapper. Then he decided to juggle between Christ and the world, saved today and partying tomorrow. His peaks and troughs eventually erased all the good memories we had of this once great mcee. Now the only place you are likely to see him is at an event or club, clutching on a vast tumbler of whiskey. And when he drinks, no one brings ‘compe’

Mejja

For a guy who broke out with the hit song, ‘Kweli Jana Kuliendaje’, guzzling doesn’t come as a surprise. Mejja loves his beer the same way he loves his food – in plenty.

Maina Kageni

Maina has an incredibly powerful platform with his morning show. Have no doubt about it: He could convert babies that have been left at home by their mums in the morning from milk drinkers to Guinness aficionados with the snap of his fingers. Maina loves his whiskey and he doesn’t beat around the bottle. Another decent drinker

Habida

She’s been spotted drunk at several events. Oh! Habida, what we really want is to hear more songs not to see more accidentally displayed thongs

Vanessa Cheattle

“Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.” . Those are immortal words by Ray Bradbury, Whereas most decent ladies enjoy the occasional drink, party-centric upcoming socialites like Vanessa Cheattle (Vanessa Cheruto) don’t wait for occasions to turn up.

Jamal Mohammed

Once a good footballer but ruined by excessive partying. Jamal Mohammed used to be the king of events, showing up in admirable attire and armed with unrivaled charisma. Even though his grip on the soccer ball might have loosened, his grip on the beer bottle is still firm

Huddah Monroe

People who’ve partied with the socialite say she gobbles down bottles of liquor with so much ease, you’d think she has no taste buds. That quite sums it up

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The Kisumu Professional Mourners 2015 charges are out

A group of men and women from Kisumu who are paid to cry in funerals have released their new charges for this year.

The professional mourners, as they call themselves, are hired to cry, scream and do all manner of drama in funerals especially for those locals who moved to towns and lost touch with villagers.

Below is a list of the new charges to those who are interested to join the profession or need their services:

1. Kulia for 1hour………….1500.

2. Kushtua kilio(gweyo)……500.

3. Kufaint………….1000.

4. Kupiga nduru plain……2000.

5. Kupiga nduru ukidengua kiuno kanungo…..2500.

6. Kuroll kwa ground ukilia saaana….5000.

7. Kukimbia kwa compound ukilia……900.

10. kukunja sura plain. ………200.

11. Kutetemeka plain………999.

12. Kuwa mang’aa ukirukia grave uzikwe na maiti. ……7000

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SONU Chairman BABU OWINO now supports Uhuru Kenyatta. Raila Odinga in trouble

It seems the newly elected SONU Chairman, Babu Owino, is double dealing former Prime Minister Raila Odinga and President Uhuru Kenyatta.

This became obvious recently during his victory bash where Uhuru splashed money to entertain his guests even as many thought that he will want nothing from the President but Raila Odinga by virtue of being an ardent supporter of CORD.

Uhuru sent his Personal Assistant, Jomo Gechaga, who is also his nephew, to Babu Owino’s party with big cash to show solidarity with the controversial SONU Chairman to the utter surprise of many, and Jomo did not disappoint as he made it rain (cash) literally at the party.

Uhuru’s nephew, who was at the party till dawn and seemed to enjoy himself, bought drinks for the celebrating students and everyone drunk to his or her fill, after all, money was not the problem. He mingled freely with beautiful girls hired for that purpose mpaka chee.

Babu confirmed Jomo’s presence at his party saying that they have been friends for long. Besides, Uhuru supported his campaigns both in cash and in kind.

However, he denied playing Raila Odinga, saying as a student leader, he supports both Uhuru and the former PM because both are national leaders.

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Deputy President William Ruto blocked from accessing State House

Deputy President William Ruto got the shock of his life on Wednesday after he was blocked from hosting a function at State House, Nakuru.

Ruto, who occupies the second most powerful public office under the Kenyan constitution, was shocked after State House operatives blocked him from hosting the national Drama festival winners at State House, Nakuru.

He was chased away and told that it is only President Uhuru Kenyatta who is supposed to use the facility and he should look for another place to host his function.

These revelations were brought forth by renowned blogger Robert Alai Onyango who said impeccable sources at the DP’s office told him that Ruto was blocked from hosting the function at State House in Nakuru and was forced to move it elsewhere.

This is what Robert said.

“Ask State House if the Presidency is still shared now that they have blocked Ruto from hosting National Drama winners at State House Nakuru,”

This move has cemented what many political pundits have been saying that President Uhuru Kenyatta seems to be uncomfortable with his Deputy over graft allegations and he is trying to get rid of him slowly without hurting the Kalenjins.

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State House Kenya divided on President Uhuru Kenyatta’s Popularity

The Director of Digital Communication in the Office of the President, Dennis Itumbi, has today joined former Prime Minister, Raila Odinga, in rubbishing the Ipsos/Synovate poll that rated President Uhuru Kenyatta as the most popular Presidential candidate.

Through social media, Itumbi who is a close ally of the Head of State said from time immemorial, he has never believed in opinion polls as many Kenyans do.

“I have always held that Opinion polls in Kenya are crap, I still do. Just concluded an analysis on @IpsosKe latest poll. No comment,” Itumbi said.

Itumbi tweeted an hour after ODM’s Director of Political Affairs, Opiyo Wandayi, dismissed the poll saying it is fake.

Opiyo said the poll was hurriedly commissioned to divert the public’s attention from a myriad of pressing national problems ranging from run-away insecurity in the country and entrenched corruption in high places among others.

The poll that put Uhuru ahead of Railan showed that if elections are held today, Uhuru will garner 52 percent of the total votes cast while Raila will only get 28 percent.

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JCC’s ALLAN KIUNA insults poor people and claims his target is buying a “Private Jet.”

Flashy JCC pastor, Allan Kiuna, has bragged how he asks God for bigger things and used a metaphoric of buying a “private jet” as an example and asked Kenyans to wake up from their comfort zones.

While penning an article in one of the local weeklies, the controversial city pastor lashed out at poor Kenyans and claimed that the reason they are poor is because they don’t use their brains.

“While you are praying God for a house, I am praying God for a private jet. Most of you Kenyans are in the kindergarten of greatness. May be it’s time to travel beyond your fellow dwarfs and see how giants live.” He added.

In a past media interview with NTV’s Larry Madowo, Kiuna put it clear that he will continue spreading the gospel of prosperity despite hate from Kenyans.

Kiuna is one of the richest Kenyan pastors and his preaching revolves around money.

Kiuna has made his gullible followers believe that the more you give, the more you get closer to heaven.

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MILLIE ODHIAMBO reveals the “Evils Things” that Male MPS do to her in Parliament, SHAME!

Mbita MP, Millie Odhiambo, has disclosed how male MPs mock her in Parliament because she is not able to give birth.

According to the fiery legislator, some shameless MPs from the other side of the political divide refer to her as a “barren prostitute” something that has been causing her emotional pain.

However, the curvaceous Legislator, who is married to a Zimbabwean, finally revealed why she is not able to give birth during a media interview.

“One of the reasons I still don’t have a child is my lifestyle – I am married to non-Kenyan and I do not want to have a child with another man and purport to present it as my husband’s baby.” She said.

“Because of the distance and my age, we cannot have a child naturally, unless of course we go back to the biblical times of Abraham and Sarah. But miracles are in short supply nowadays.” The no-nonsense law-maker added.

Millie now begs male MPs to stop abusing her because she didn’t choose to be childless.

“I want to tell all the women in this country who don’t have children that it’s neither a crime or shame to be childless. “ She further added.

A loud-mouthed Jubilee Member of Parliament from Kiambu has been leading other shameless MPs to humiliate Millie because she is childless.

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